The Best Advice Ever

She said “No” to me and slammed the door. She was on my paper route.

I asked out every girl on my paper route. All three of them. I liked having a captive audience. I’d hand them the paper and say, “Want to go to a movie?”

They all said “No”.

Well, one girl said, “Yes” but then the next day her brother told me she really meant “No”.

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