It’s Gonna be Yuuuuge!

Donald Trump is evil! He is a racist. He is divisive. He is the cause of violence. He is (your complaint here).

So what? Is he any worse than any other of these scumbags that are running for president?

You have to be a scumbag to be president. Hillary is evil incarnate and a scumbagette. That’s why she is the perfect candidate for president. But Hillary isn’t funny or entertaining, so I don’t like her.

Don is very entertaining.

If I voted, I’d vote for Donald Trum……. Er, no, I wouldn’t. I wouldn’t vote… I don’t vote.

Ever.

But I really do enjoy the show. I especially enjoy the squirming of the Republican party and the mass media.

Regular readers of mine will know how much of a crusade I’ve promoted against TV watching and the Lame Stream Mass Media for well over fifteen years. It is hilarious how they keep trying to paint Teflon Don in a bad light, but he keeps coming back smelling like roses.

Don’t think I am dissing the Don. I am not. I laugh at how many said he wasn’t a “viable” or “serious politician” at the start. What? As if Hillary or these other people are?

Donald is his own 5-star-entertainment.

Recently, even after all the claims the Don is racist, Donald Trump has already secured the white supremacist vote (Kill colored people!), the Nazi vote (Kill the blacks!) and now has the Nation of Islam vote (Kill Whitey). 

I guess Trump is now the equal opportunity hate group candidate of choice!

Now, if Trump is such a racist, how in the world could Louis Farrakhan endorse him?

That’s right. And he got Clint Eastwood too.

(By the way, Clint Eastwood is my favorite actor of all time and I’ve admired Louis Farrakhan for decades as a man who speaks truth to power.)

I expect that Trump will be president. 

I always am pro-Entertainment Party. I like the most ridiculous and funny people. Japan has had lots of them. Former Prime Minister Mori comes to mind. I like the entertainment factor in play here. The Don would be great for entertainment and late night comedy shows. That’s why I’m a fan.

Hanafuda Cards

On that note, in Japan, the Japanese call a deck of regular old poker cards, “Trump.” So “Trump” is a great name for a cartoon US president (well, they are all cartoons, aren’t they?) Also, in Japan, there is a traditional card game called, “Hanafuda.” In the game Hanafuda, it is the last card, the all mighty card, that wins the game. That card is called is called, “Kirifuda.” 

“Kirifuda,” in English, translates to “Trump.”

You couldn’t make this stuff up!!!! Isn’t this hilarious?

I’m hoping the Don wins and then Japan elects a prime minister named, “Kirifuda.” 

He could run on a platform like, “Kirifuda will not be Trumped by Trump!”

That would be hilarious. No! I mean, “That would be huuuge!”

By the way: Donald Trump has resuscitated a word in the English language and made it cool for the first time in its existence. I’m going to start using the word “Huuuuge!” in many of my conversations. A trend has begun! 

And it’s gonna be HUGE!

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