Congress cuts enlisted pay to fund F-35 stereo system – Satire

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<p>‘Co gress has passe a ew law that will c t pay for all e liste servicemembers by two perce t. The mo ey save will f a “wicke baller” speaker system for the F-35 Light i g II, accor i g to program ma agers.</p>
<p>“We were really looki g for somethi g that wo l set the F-35 back a other five years,” sai program spokesma , Vice A m. Tom Skaza ski. “Now we’ll have to re esig the e tire cockpit to fit the system i there, a eve the I o bt it will work.”</p>
<p>The Air Force a Mari e Corps versio s of the system, which will cost $23 millio per it, will be eq ippe with b ilt-i gramopho es, with Richar Wag er’s “Ri e of the Valkyries” comi g sta ar , while the Navy’s versio will i cl e cassette players with the Top G so track playi g o repeat.’</p>
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