Parents reportedly agreed to arranged marriage in exchange for $20,000.

‘It might be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic and disgusting,’ says Eagles of Death Metal singer.

‘I will never sign another bill like this again’… Yeah, because you’ll be impeached.

Media hysteria surrounding firearms may have actually backfired.

‘Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone.’

‘When discussing the student body, say ‘Mount Holyoke students’ rather than ‘Mount Holyoke women.”

Busy travelers subjected to CNN’s increasingly ideological programming…

‘I am very thankful for the service,’ Trump says.

‘I am very thankful for the service,’ Trump says.