“May I, in accordance with Sharia law, poison the ice-cream with arsenic or warfarin, or better strychnine, to kill children?”

“The one positive effect of the recount… is the way it reminds the nation… that Donald Trump is one of the least successful successful presidential candidates in American history.”

“The one positive effect of the recount… is the way it reminds the nation… that Donald Trump is one of the least successful successful presidential candidates in American history.”

Under new version, federal judge can approve single search warrant covering multiple computers even if their owners are innocent or their locations are unknown.

Under new version, federal judge can approve single search warrant covering multiple computers even if their owners are innocent or their locations are unknown.

Parent filed a complaint for the books’ use of racial slurs.

“The launches will go on regardless of any statement released by Moscow.”

“We believe there is additional information concerning the Russian Government and the U.S. election that should be declassified and released to the public.”

Changes will allow judges to issue warrants in cases when a suspect uses anonymizing technology to conceal the location of his or her computer.

Absentee and provisional ballots in large Democratic states like California are still being counted.

“We hope to unite our forces with the United States in the fight against the real threat, not the fictional one – international terrorism.”

“I’d like to thank him and Mike Pence for doing it so quickly.”

He was “catatonic, plagued by involuntary jerking motions, speech patterns disjointed, weeping uncontrollably.”