AMERICA’S Defcon warning level has been reduced to its safest threat level possible following Donald Trump’s shock presidential election win.

Two pro-independence MPs were disqualified from taking office after their oaths of allegiance were deemed invalid.

Government had failed to reach a common Brexit strategy due to ministerial divisions, according to doc.

“These features do really resemble ice cauldrons known from Earth, and just from that perspective they should be of great interest.”

President Elect Trump: “A lot of people have laughed at me over the years. Now they’re not laughing so much.”

Do we really need to continue spending hundreds of billions of dollars manipulating elections overseas?