Ride-sharing company admits to complying with roughly 85 percent of requests from law enforcement.

Expanding U.S. government investigations into his activities continues.

“This reaction… is certainly understandable.”

The company is marketing the salads as healthy alternatives to McDonalds’ traditional menu.

‘I think a woman looks better when she runs her fingers through her hair and lets it dry naturally,’ Nicolas Maduro said.

Four pistols, two Scorpion sub-machine guns, ammunition and a variety of knives.

“We want to know which banks have used the services of the Panamanian firm and whether Swiss laws were broken.”

“I continue to believe she has not jeopardized America’s national security.”

Spoiler: It handles the surprise instability better than many humans might.