The Mighty Musashi
NEW YORK – During World War II, the very drunk American humorist Robert Benchley, decked out in a tux and top hat, came staggering out of the tony Sherry-Netherlands Hotel. A US Navy admiral in full uniform was waiting for a taxi. “Doorman, get me a taxi,” Benchley ordered. The outraged admiral fired back a broadside, “Sir, I’ll have you know that I am a four star admiral in the United States Navy! “ With perfect logic, Benchley riposted, “well then get me a battleship!” Good for him. I’ve never met a battleship that I didn’t love. I’ve long mourned … Continue reading →