Dear Santa

Dear Santa

Here’s a great idea for a Christmas present only you can bring as a gift to America. With your state-of-the-art workshop along with the talent and genius of your elves, your North Pole HQ could make this happen just in the Nick of time (Nick…St Nick…get it?! Ho Ho Ho!)

Here’s the plan: Since none of the GOP Top Tier Presidential candidates have all the qualities and talents necessary to capture the hearts and minds of American voters, construct the Perfect Composite Candidate made from the “best and brightest” qualities of all of them! Here’s the list of candidates along with their most attractive individual features you can incorporate in the new PCC (Perfect Composite Candidate): (sic) government intrusion and control is pervasive in this one. Be careful none of it leaks onto the others.(Oh – and avoid the GWB, Rt. 46 and the Ft. Lee exit in the afternoon).

John Kasich: Frankly, Santa, there just isn’t anything worthwhile to take from this one. Toss him to the sociopaths on the Left where he and his karate-chop hand gestures might hit something fragile.

Well, there you have it, Santa! Just think: a charming, attractive, articulate, educated, intelligent, passionate, empathetic Constitution respecting, Liberty-loving, Freedom-focused, small government dedicated, fiscally responsible candidate for President!

What a concept!

Hope you’re up to the challenge!

PS: Please deliver to Iowa…

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