A Kellogg’s Cafe Is Coming To Times Square If You Want To Pay $8 For A Bowl Of Cereal

‘I don’t know who to blame — “foodies” or the people who rent real estate in New York City — but a Kellogg’s Cafe is coming to Times Square, and it’s going to charge upwards of $7.50 for a bowl of fucking corn flakes. No, this is not a joke. This is really happening. For those who have never been to Times Square or the midtown area in Manhattan, this was bound to happen.
Listen, I’m not happy about it, but in my heart of hearts, I’m also sort of surprised that this hasn’t been done already. There’s an M&M store in Times Square and Lego and American Girl stores scattered around midtown amidst all of the crap. There’s even a fucking Chobani yogurt shop in SoHo, and a Pepsi restaurant is on the way to the once very underground Meatpacking District.’
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