Pokémon Go and the coming zombie apocalypse

‘I don’t need simulated drama in my life. When you stand up and speak out, more of the real thing will find you than you could possibly want.
Since I stopped working in the corporate world, I don’t even carry a mobile phone. I have one, but it is permanently in airplane mode, has no sim card, and I don’t take it anywhere. I use it as an alarm clock. When I go for a walk, I actually look where I am going.
I’m used to being walked at by apparently brainwashed automata oblivious to their surroundings tapping furiously into their phones. I make no attempt to walk round these zombies. If one walks into me I stop and I stand there till it enters consciousness sufficiently to move around me.’
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