Elon’s Space Pinto
Elon Musk’s SpaceX rocket recently had trouble getting off the ground – well, in one piece – and it’s an awfully long way to Mars.
There’s also an awful lot of money involved.
Taxpayer money.
Hundreds of millions of dollars in government contracts. Which Musk hopes to wrangle for his Space Pinto – er, SpaceX rocket. It’s the ballistic version of his Tesla electric car.
Both seem to have issues with catching on fire.
And burning through cash.
Houston, we have a problem.
Maybe that’s why SpaceX is shopping conspiracy theories that “someone” (hinted-at rival for government payload payola United Launch Alliance) deliberately monkey-wrenched the rocket – like Gary Seven, from the original Star Trek series,Assignment Earth. Or maybe sniped at it with a rifle from the roof of a building more than a mile away, Texas School Book Depository-style.
Elon’s minions – and Elon himself – have actually suggested the latter.
According to The Washington Post, a SpaceX employee visited the ULA building shortly after the rocket blew up and asked for access to the roof. You know, to look for the sniper’s nest.
Yes, really.
From the article: “SpaceX (says it) had still images from the video that appeared to show an ‘odd shadow’, then a ‘white spot’ on the roof” of the ULA facility, which has “a clear line of sight” to the launch pad where the Falcon9 rocket grenaded.
Mel Gibson, your phone’s ringing…
“Particularly trying to understand the quieter bang sound a few seconds before the fireball goes off,” Musk himself Tweeted. “May come from a rocket or (cue ominous sound effects) something else.”
But not even Lee Harvey Oswald – and whoever was behind the Grassy Knoll – could make that shot.
Besides which, why would they?
Musk – like the Warren Commission – appears to want a diversion. A politically acceptable explanation for the debacle.
Back in ’63, the Commission’s job was to sweep the serial incompetence of various government agencies, especially the FBI and Secret Service, under the rug and focus all the blame for the president’s murder on the “lone nut” who came out of nowhere. In the case of SpaceX – which is investigating itself – the object seems to be to not look into potential problems with the engineering of the Falcon9 rocket, procedures or personnel involved with the botched launch.
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