Dog sample sent for ‘Covid’ testing and came back ‘negative’ without acknowledgement it was not human

Hi Gareth,
… I sent it to the NHS last Thursday (16th July 2020). But I did a naughty thing…… instead of testing myself I tasted a dog (it is irrelevant whose dog it was). 
This afternoon Saturday 18th, I received a text from the NHS that I am negative.

I am not sure but If the dog gets tested there is no way to get the outcome where you can get positive or negative result. It should clearly get back to me as unclear, void, borderline or inconclusive, the way NHS states on their website!!  The test should recognise human DNA or actually that the genetic material  is being of human origin but It did not!

I did what that Tanzanian president did … I tried to prove what your dad says about those RT PCR tests. 
Is there any way to make  my story publicly available  so people in the UK and globally know that those tests are total failure? …

… Have you heard of this from other people from across the world?
Best regards