When Patrick Henry famously said ‘give me liberty or give me death’ in 1775, he didn’t add under his breath ‘unless a virus shows up.’

Ventura County plans to remove COVID infected residents from their homes and place them in quarantine facilities.

‘The Obama administration Justice Department was a disgrace, and they got caught,’ Trump says.

President launches investigation into faulty test kits.

Bill Gates experiences ‘duper’s delight’ as reporter discusses ruined economy.

‘It feels selfish. It feels scary. It feels borderline dangerous,’ says writer describing male joggers.

‘One patriotic woman breaches. The cops go to arrest, and then everybody breaches!’

‘One patriotic woman breaches. The cops go to arrest, and then everybody breaches!’