Greece, the birthplace of Western civilization and democratic governance, is now literally sliding backwards in history.

Nation grappling with chronic shortages of all kinds from sugar to toilet paper, which businesses blame on socialist government’s economic policies.

State-owned enterprises would be obligated to ‘act on the basis of commercial considerations.’

White House says it has no intention of launching investigation into fetal organ harvesting allegations.

Criminals “can range anywhere from a hit-and-run, DWI, assault and all the way up to and including murder,” border agent claims.

“I can’t set a bond high enough,” judge said.

So-called hacking has all the hallmarks of an orchestrated public relations stunt.

“This partnership will enable us to leverage advanced technologies and key health information to develop a tool that can be applied by a variety of health care providers.”

A district court judge says he can’t understand why the State Department dragged its feet responding to Freedom of Information Act requests.